breevandetramp:

straight porn???
on my dash?????

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harrystylesdildo:

When your roommate uses a Lady Gaga song as an alarm clock

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snorlaxatives:

i’ve compiled a list of the things i say most during school

  • what
  • wait what
  • what do we do
  • i have to pee
  • when does this class end
  • whens lunch
  • what

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bitchcoven:

knee knee leakes.
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harrystylesdildo:

"You took two dicks at the same time?!!!!!"

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